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The Odd Case of the Indecisive Flasher

admin — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 00:44:12 +0000

It’s apparently too much to ask demented criminals to leave alone Orange County women who walk their dogs in the morning.

At least in Abu Zar’s case, there’s something deeply alluring about that scenario.

It’s a sexual turn on.

The Orange County restaurant chain audit manager likes to drive up in his yellow Honda Civic without his pants on, start a conversation with the woman walking a dog, continually look down at his crotch and then expose his erect penis, according to court records.

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Cop Hurt Chasing Suspect After Odd Encounter

admin — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 00:41:12 +0000

Note to criminals: If you don’t want the police to arrest you, don’t flag them down on the street and ask them to check if you have open warrants.

That was the case in Lockland when 44-year-old Selma Elmore stopped Officer Dan Lyons on South Wayne Avenue about 2:30 a.m. Friday, police said.

Elmore asked the officer: Is there a curfew for adults in Lockland?

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Ten Tips From the Man Who Lives Without Money

admin — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 00:34:03 +0000

Six months ago Josh Stevens found himself being led through the streets of Chicago in a horse-drawn carriage, wearing nothing but a suit made of paper. An accountant by trade, Stevens had just pledged that he wouldn’t touch money–be it cash, credit, check or wampum–for a whole year. His only currency would be an unlimited supply of Groupon coupons; one had been used to supply his transportation, a couple more were ready to be redeemed for real clothing and a few dozen more had been used to assemble his papery outfit.

“I don’t think there’s anything harder than putting on a pair of paper pants without ripping them,” explains Stevens. “It was quite warm in the paper suit. And I couldn’t even move my arm. I’m just glad it wasn’t raining.”

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Where to Look for Coupons

admin — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 00:30:35 +0000

Traditionally, the Sunday paper has been the most popular place to find coupons, but that momentum is changing. RedPlum, SmartSource, General Mills, and Proctor and Gamble typically produce the paper’s weekly inserts, but you don’t have to buy a paper to get them. These inserts can be found online and offer exactly what comes in the paper, all you have to do is go their websites, click on the coupons you want and print them out.

This week at Food Lion, when you buy one box of Raisin Bran at $3.54, you’ll get one free. Print two 75 cents off coupons from couponmom.com and you’ll pay 27 cents for 2 boxes of cereal.

Just about every product out there has a website along with a facebook page. They both tend offer exclusive high dollar coupons.

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Velvet Jones – Eddie Murphy

admin — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 00:26:00 +0000

Learn how to be a ho! Velvet Jones will show you how.

ShamWow Parody

admin — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 00:21:26 +0000

This is definitely the funniest parody of the ShamWow infomercial.

Double Your Fitness Fantasy

admin — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 03:03:38 +0000

Discounts: 2 For 1 Women’s Magazines

Description: Buy one women’s magazine subscription, get the second one FREE!

Expires: 2/28/12

Sexy Things Come in Threes

admin — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 02:51:48 +0000

Discount: Buy 3 Panties, Get 1 Free

Description: Amaze your man with three pretty panties. Act now!

Expires: 11/07/10

Halloween Can Be Hot

admin — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 02:35:55 +0000

Discount: 20% Off Playboy Halloween Costumes

Description: This Halloween, bring out the animal in the opposite sex. Put on an irresistible Playboy outfit.

Expires: 12/31/10

Braselton Police Search for ‘Dumb’ Criminals

admin — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 01:34:31 +0000

Braselton Police say it shouldn’t be too hard to find out who the three men are that held up a Shell gas station and a nearby Little Caesar’s Pizza.

The men robbed both locations in Buford at gunpoint within 20 minutes of each other.

“These guys are going in there and they are just plain, bad, dumb guys,” Assistant Chief Lou Solis with Braselton police said. “And that is good for us.”

Not only did the men show their faces in front of the camera, police said they also wore the same clothes and drove the same car. A clerk said they dropped one of their guns running to the getaway car.