The Odd Case of the Indecisive Flasher
October 18, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
It’s apparently too much to ask demented criminals to leave alone Orange County women who walk their dogs in the morning.
At least in Abu Zar’s case, there’s something deeply alluring about that scenario.
It’s a sexual turn on.
The Orange County restaurant chain audit manager likes to drive up in his yellow Honda Civic without his pants on, start a conversation with the woman walking a dog, continually look down at his crotch and then expose his erect penis, according to court records.
Cop Hurt Chasing Suspect After Odd Encounter
October 18, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Note to criminals: If you don’t want the police to arrest you, don’t flag them down on the street and ask them to check if you have open warrants.
That was the case in Lockland when 44-year-old Selma Elmore stopped Officer Dan Lyons on South Wayne Avenue about 2:30 a.m. Friday, police said.
Elmore asked the officer: Is there a curfew for adults in Lockland?
Ten Tips From the Man Who Lives Without Money
October 18, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Six months ago Josh Stevens found himself being led through the streets of Chicago in a horse-drawn carriage, wearing nothing but a suit made of paper. An accountant by trade, Stevens had just pledged that he wouldn’t touch money–be it cash, credit, check or wampum–for a whole year. His only currency would be an unlimited supply of Groupon coupons; one had been used to supply his transportation, a couple more were ready to be redeemed for real clothing and a few dozen more had been used to assemble his papery outfit.
“I don’t think there’s anything harder than putting on a pair of paper pants without ripping them,” explains Stevens. “It was quite warm in the paper suit. And I couldn’t even move my arm. I’m just glad it wasn’t raining.”
Where to Look for Coupons
October 18, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Traditionally, the Sunday paper has been the most popular place to find coupons, but that momentum is changing. RedPlum, SmartSource, General Mills, and Proctor and Gamble typically produce the paper’s weekly inserts, but you don’t have to buy a paper to get them. These inserts can be found online and offer exactly what comes in the paper, all you have to do is go their websites, click on the coupons you want and print them out.
This week at Food Lion, when you buy one box of Raisin Bran at $3.54, you’ll get one free. Print two 75 cents off coupons from couponmom.com and you’ll pay 27 cents for 2 boxes of cereal.
Just about every product out there has a website along with a facebook page. They both tend offer exclusive high dollar coupons.
Velvet Jones – Eddie Murphy
October 18, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Learn how to be a ho! Velvet Jones will show you how.
ShamWow Parody
October 18, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
This is definitely the funniest parody of the ShamWow infomercial.
Braselton Police Search for ‘Dumb’ Criminals
October 14, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Braselton Police say it shouldn’t be too hard to find out who the three men are that held up a Shell gas station and a nearby Little Caesar’s Pizza.
The men robbed both locations in Buford at gunpoint within 20 minutes of each other.
“These guys are going in there and they are just plain, bad, dumb guys,” Assistant Chief Lou Solis with Braselton police said. “And that is good for us.”
Not only did the men show their faces in front of the camera, police said they also wore the same clothes and drove the same car. A clerk said they dropped one of their guns running to the getaway car.
Read more about these dumb criminals…
Ottawa Cops Search for Train Surfers
October 14, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Transit police are on the hunt for the two men shown on YouTube hitching a ride on the back of the O-Train in a death-defying and “moronic” stunt.
The video was posted to YouTube last month under the title “morons trainsurf through tunnel under dow’s lake.”
It shows the men – one of them wearing a bloated, jowly Nixon-esque mask – charging towards an O-Train at Bayview Station, hopping onto the back, and riding it two stops south to Carleton University.
“One slip and these guys are toast,” said chief special constable Kim Weston-Martin. “My fear is we’re going to see some copycats.”
Read more about train surfers…
Bumbling, Stumbling Criminals
October 14, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Nonetheless, let me offer a nugget of wisdom to anyone young enough and dumb enough, which possibly is redundant, to (1) wear baggy trousers and (2) attempt to commit a crime requiring hasty retreat.
In a single word: Don’t.
On Oct. 2, the News Sentinel carried a story, written by veteran reporter Jim Balloch, about a private citizen here in K-town who pursued a purse-snatching suspect, leading the cops to make an eventual arrest. If you missed the article, go look it up online, for it is perfectly hilarious.
Read more about dumb criminals…
Cellfire Delivers Grocery Coupon Deals on Blaze Mobile
October 14, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
Press Release
SAN JOSE, Calif., Oct. 13 /PRNewswire/ — Cellfire Inc., the leader in electronic mobile coupon solutions, today announced that Blaze Mobile is offering its users a new way to easily discover coupons and save on their next grocery shopping trip with Cellfire QMobile Coupons. The electronic coupon syndication platform is now available for the Blaze Mobile Wallet 2.0 iPhone™ application and enables consumers access to Cellfire’s network of more than 30 grocery chains across 5,000 stores nationwide and to hundreds of dollars in grocery savings a year.
“In today’s environment, savvy mobile customers are looking for efficient applications to increase productivity while on-the-go,” said Michelle Fisher, CEO of Blaze Mobile. “With the addition of Cellfire’s QMobile Coupons, Blaze Mobile Wallet users have instant access to a complete personal finance, payment and rewards solution for their mobile needs – saving them valuable time and money.”
QMobile Coupons is the only mobile application couponing solution that securely links a consumer packaged goods (CPG) sponsored manufacturer coupon to a consumer’s grocery savings card for a convenient, safe and paperless redemption experience at the grocery store. The solution uses HTML5, Webkit and CSS technologies to enable mobile application partners to monetize its mobile properties through UI insertion of mobile coupons. Consumers never have to leave the mobile partner’s application to access Cellfire coupons. QMobile Coupons can be initiated from a partner’s application through a search query, a banner ad insertion, an ingredient or product placement within a shopping list, the scan of UPC or 2D barcode, or a number of other consumer call-to-action techniques.
“We are pleased to partner with Blaze Mobile to offer consumers another channel for receiving grocery coupons,” said Paul Stanley, Vice President of Product Management for Cellfire. “Blaze Mobile Wallet bridges the gap between rewards and contactless purchases and now, mobile coupons all in a single application.”
Blaze Mobile Wallet 2.0 with Cellfire’s QMobile Coupon integration is now available for download from the Apple App Store.
About Cellfire®
Cellfire is the leading provider of electronic and mobile coupon solutions in the U.S. The company provides merchants and brands an interactive, targeted, and secure solution to reach and engage customers anytime, anywhere with the device of choice. Cellfire offers consumers convenient savings from leading brands, grocers, and other retailers across 5,000 stores nationwide. Cellfire users can find coupons through the Web at cellfire.com, or anywhere on-the-go with Cellfire’s award-winning mobile application. Cellfire is a free service, although standard data or usage charges may apply when using the program with a mobile device, depending on the carrier or data plan. Founded in 2005, Cellfire is headquartered in San Jose, Calif. For more information, visit www.cellfire.com.
About Blaze Mobile
Blaze Mobile develops innovative mobile commerce and advertising solutions that enable secure, convenient, cost-effective transactions and promotions from the mobile device. The Blaze Mobile Wallet enables fast and easy “contact-less” purchases – including movie and event tickets – as well as fund transfer, banking, and personal finance management. It can manage bank accounts at more than 8,000 supported financial institutions, view electronic receipts, and quickly and easily create expense reports. Blaze Mobile Wallet also offers valuable location based services such as maps and points of interest, including ATMs, restaurants and more – all in the palm of your hand. Then Blaze Mobile Advertising Network enables companies to target specific mobile advertisements and promotions to their most important customers, delivering unparalleled marketing and branding capabilities. Blaze Mobile applications are available through the Apple iPhone, T-Mobile, AT&T, NTelos, and the Android Market. Founded in 2005, Blaze Mobile is headquartered in Berkeley, CA. For more information, please visit www.blazemobile.com.
SOURCE Cellfire Inc.; Blaze Mobile
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